Tool Tip: Corn Thing-ie
What do you call this? A de-corner? A kernel scraper? An ever-so-official corn kernel-removing tool? A corn doo-hickey? A corn thing-a-ma-jig? Call it what you like, it doesn't work. It came from a small-town hardware store, one of those places where all of life's necessities are found. I figured it must be one. So there it was in the drawer. It was the do-or-die moment of utility-or-uselessness. Place the ring over the ear, starting at the tip. Then scrape downward. Theoretically, the tool-thingie will adjust to the thickening of the cob. It does, sort of. But the net is that after using this, I still had to get out the knife to remove lots or remaining kernels. And besides: it was taking up room in an already crowded utentil drawer AND it was murder to clean. Off it goes to the church rummage sale. Maybe for a quarter, someone'll love it.