Never Trust a Sneaky Mom

A Sneaky Mom, she just can't be trusted.

First she slips green and red and all nature of healthful vegetables into the innocent mouth of her very own unsuspecting child and then tells the Internet.

And then! She forwards a food blogger meme about Top 10 favorite foods but has the audacity to add a TWIST: No Vegetables Allowed!

(Might make someone just a tiny bit cranky. Except that it's all in fun, it IS all for the fun of it.)

So ... no vegetables. If life offered no vegetables (thank goodness it does) here's what I'd eat:

Oatmeal with peanut butter. London Indian take-away. Room service.
Starbucks latte ice cream. Walleye from the Rainy. All Christmas cookies but especially my sister's shortbread. My Auntie Gloria's "coffee" (served after 5 ...). Tom's grilled mushrooms. The muesli from an otherwise forgettable little hotel in Zurich. Post-appetizer and pre-pudding Steak 'n' Shake at 3am. Clementines. Tomatoes. (Hey! Technically, tomatoes are fruit! And so there, Sneaky Mom, from this one very Sneaky Vegetable Eater.)

Alanna Kellogg
Alanna Kellogg

A Veggie Venture is home of "veggie evangelist" Alanna Kellogg and the famous asparagus-to-zucchini Alphabet of Vegetables.


  1. The nerve of that Sweetnicks thinking she can change the rules on a meme and tell you no vegetables! (Just kidding Sweetnicks.)


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